Author: Slim Man

Slim Man Cooks Baked Salmon in Foil with Tomatoes, Garlic and Basil

Slim People, here is my latest, greatest culinary creation… I finally came up with a new salmon dish. I marinated the salmon in Nutella. I call it… Salmonella. How often do I cook salmon? I cook it so often that I’m running out of salmon jokes. Trying to figure out new ways to cook salmon is a challenge. I love eating salmon. I also love not eating salmon. So why all the salmon dishes, you...

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Slim Man Cooks Endive, Arugula, and Radicchio Salad

Whenever I’d visit my dad (I called him “Paps”) at his cabin on top of a mountain in upstate New York, I’d cook for him. He loved pasta, but I’d try to get him to eat more fresh vegetables. Whenever I’d put a salad in front of him, this is what he’d say, in a low gruff voice… “I’m not eatin’ that shit.” He grew up really poor on the streets of New York City,...

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Slim Man Cooks Chick Pea Salad

How do you know if someone is vegan? Don’t worry, they’ll tell you! Towards the end of his life, my dad ate the same thing almost every day. He’d start off with some biscotti and a cup of tea, then a sandwich for lunch, then pasta with tomato sauce for dinner. This from a guy who used to cook eel and once put a woodchuck he’d shot in a tomato sauce. (Both were horrible.)...

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Slim Man Cooks Baked Salmon with Pistachio Crust

Selma Krapoff, our Head of Merch here at Slim’s Shady Trailer Park is a woman who loves salmon. She eats more salmon than a grizzly bear during spawning season. I really started getting concerned when she went down to the river in back of the Slim Shack and started swimming upstream like Michael Phelps. When she asks me to come up with a new salmon recipe, I try. I try, Slim People! I’ve done seared...

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Slim Man Cooks Bay Scallops with Garlic, Butter, Lemon and Basil

Wow. That’s a long title. But when I tried to trim it down, I felt bad about whoever I was leaving out! I’ve been on a scallop kick lately. One of the reasons is…they are delizioso. I do love the flavor, texture, smell…I guess what I’m saying is…I’m a big scallop fan. But the main reason for the recent consummation of scallops is… Click on the pic to see the YouTube video They’re on sale...

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