Author: Slim Man

Slim Man Cooks Chick Pea Salad

How do you know if someone is vegan? Don’t worry, they’ll tell you! Towards the end of his life, my dad ate the same thing almost every day. He’d start off with some biscotti and a cup of tea, then a sandwich for lunch, then pasta with tomato sauce for dinner. This from a guy who used to cook eel and once put a woodchuck he’d shot in a tomato sauce. (Both were horrible.)...

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Slim Man Cooks Baked Salmon with Pistachio Crust

Selma Krapoff, our Head of Merch here at Slim’s Shady Trailer Park is a woman who loves salmon. She eats more salmon than a grizzly bear during spawning season. I really started getting concerned when she went down to the river in back of the Slim Shack and started swimming upstream like Michael Phelps. When she asks me to come up with a new salmon recipe, I try. I try, Slim People! I’ve done seared...

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Slim Man Cooks Bay Scallops with Garlic, Butter, Lemon and Basil

Wow. That’s a long title. But when I tried to trim it down, I felt bad about whoever I was leaving out! I’ve been on a scallop kick lately. One of the reasons is…they are delizioso. I do love the flavor, texture, smell…I guess what I’m saying is…I’m a big scallop fan. But the main reason for the recent consummation of scallops is… Click on the pic to see the YouTube video They’re on sale...

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Slim Man Cooks Poached Salmon

I’ve said it once; I’ll say it a million times…Lady People love salmon. I once went out with a woman who ate so much salmon she started to grow gills on the side of her neck. click on the pic to see the YouTube video I can’t tell you how many times I hear women in restaurants ordering salmon. Grilled salmon.  With a salad. Or on a salad. I know that salmon is good for...

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Slim Man Cooks Lamb Chops with Rosemary and Garlic

I don’t eat a lot of red meat.  But when I was living with my uncle Oscar, he’d cook the occasional lamb chop, or Osso Buco.  The guy was an amazing cook.  His palate was refined.  His senses were keen.  He once walked out of the bedroom and told me I had overcooked the fish, and damned if I hadn’t. click on the pic to see the YouTube video He was in amazing shape, physically,...

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