Author: Slim Man

Slim Man Cooks Croutons

Click on the pic to see the YouTube video Slim Man Cooks Croutons I know what you’re saying, Slim People. “I start making my own croutons, and pretty soon I’m making my own refrigerator. Where does it end?” Right here. These croutons take 5 minutes to make. That’s it. And they’re so good, you can eat them as is. Forget the salad. Eat the croutons! I don’t like store-bought croutons. They taste like chalk, and...

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Slim Man Cooks Caesar Salad Dressing

This salad dressing was Julius Caesar’s favorite. Right before he gathered the Roman army to go out on a conquest, he’d have a nice salad. It put him in the mood for pillaging and plundering. As a matter of fact, when Caesar was assassinated by Brutus, as Caesar lay there dying, Brutus mentioned to Caesar that his breath smelled like garlic. Brutus asked, “Did you just have one of your salads?” And Caesar said, “I...

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Slim Man Cooks Shrimp Scampi

Shrimp Scampi with Siri Click on the pic to see the YouTube video A few years ago, I was at a restaurant in Greektown in Baltimore, Maryland.  It was Christmastime, and a friend had invited me to a business dinner. The two guys across from me were looking down at their cell phones.  I got curious. “Does one of you have a wife who’s pregnant?  A Mom in the hospital?  A cousin on death row...

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Slim Man Cooks Pap’s Pesto

Pesto and Fishing with Paps My Dad walked into the TV room on the second floor and his head was bleeding. We three kids were trying not to laugh. My Dad had a workbench in the basement. The ceiling was low, and there were two large iron water pipes right behind the work area. When you turned around to go upstairs, you had to duck under the pipes to avoid cracking your skull. My Dad...

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